Underworld.... underwhelming

SPOILER, THIS IS A HUGE SPOILER POST SO SORRY BUT I HAVE WARNED YOU
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Ok so I am just back from seeing the new Underworld and to be honest it was so bad.

First off why the hell was it in 3d, why are people doing 3d films just for the sake of making it 3d this is just ridiculous, why why why?

Next, Kate Beckinsales character at the start of the film jumps out a building, lands on a lorry from a 4 floor drop and lands on her side, unable to keep her balance. Cut to a later event and there she is jumping 20 odd floors/stories and lands on her feet perfectly.... like are you serious?

Right, so it turns out Kate Beckinsale had a child whilst she was "asleep" for 12 years, that I can almost understand because medically speaking people can have a child without being conscious... perhaps. Anyway I'll let that slide, HOWEVER, her 12 year old AT MAX, daughter has the advanced vocabulary, spouting phrases that are beyond the capability of a 20 year old, additionally she is completely aware of her abilities as a hybrid even thought there is continuous references to her not knowing how powerful she really is. SO supposedly she has been looked after for 12 years by some nurse, which is where she picked up the English language from, damn it must of been some super phd nurse for some of the stuff she was saying.

Now to one of the biggest errors. WHO THE FUCK is in charge of casting for this film and why the hell weren't they fired? Kate Beckinsale is stunning, absolutely perfect in every way, and of course adorably English in an American film. Kate Beckinsale and her hybrid lover supposedly created their daughter. Her hybrid loverbeing America, the film taking place in... America, and Kate Beckinsale being unconscious for the entire 12 year period her daughter has grown up and taught English by an American nurse... in America, yet somehow they decided to cast a girl with an English accent..... an American actres at that..... how the hell does that make sense? Don't get me wrong India Eisley is an incredible actresss and was one of the standout performances, but why was she doing an English accent. Also, she isn't 12, doesn't look 12 clearly, in fact she is 18 in real life, and asmentioned American, and pretty famous.
So let's get this right... they needed an actress to play a 12 year old girl daughter to an English woman and American man, born in America, raised by an American. I know what would be good, lets get an 18 year old American actress, and get her character to do an English accent....... Right ok great well done you geniuses.

Argh the film just tilts me it was so bad. I also don't get the end. This superstar lygra that "heals instantly" and has brutal strength gets his stomach ripped open and a grenade put in it, to which he heals over it, panics and explodes.... 10 seconds afterthe grenade is put inside him. I am expected to believe he wouldnt just rip his stomach open himself and throw the grenade out? Right yup ok whatever.

Seriously Kate Beckinsale in Lycra is the only good thing in this movie, well also her being nude for one scene was awesome too but the 3d did nothing for me, the movie made no sense, and unfortunately the worst part is they have left it open for another sequel.... great now I know what to avoid in 3 years!